Britains Got Talent 2010 Semi Final 4

Britain’s Got Talent 2010 Semi Final 4 aired on June the 3rd 2010. Amanda dazzled as usual in a black sparkly dress with silver shoes.

Ice were the first act up who I vaguely remember from the auditions. They’re a dance group from Rotherham and burst onto the stage in white tracksuits and hats. I wasn’t too excited by the performance as you would expect at this stage! Piers said it was dated and like something from the 1980′s. Even the outfits were dated. Simon reiterated his first point from the auditions about how they should fire their choreographer as they’re not a real dance group unless they’re doing it themselves. The girls tried to defend themselves saying they did arrange some of it but it wasn’t enough to convince the judges.

Tyler Patterson was the street dancing kid from Glasgow, remember him? His mum was on during the little introduction and she looked about 14! His performance was good plus he has the added cuteness factor. He did a little back flip halfway through the performance which I loved while Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson played in the background. He looked pretty funky in his white waistcoat and tie too. The judges loved the performance with Simon adding that Tyler Patterson reminded him of himself because of all his charisma…

Emile Harris from Caldicot really blew his chances tonight with a bad song choice and even worse singing. We weren’t really shown enough of him from the Britain’s Got Talent 2010 auditions to make a proper judgment on his talent. From this performance I don’t know how he made it through. His voice was out of tune for most of the song (which he later denied) and the song just wasn’t good enough. He looked smart enough in his brown leather jacket, black leather trousers and plum t shirt. Piers and Amanda both buzzed before he was finished. Not good.

Twist and Pulse were up next, or Ashley and Glen as there more commonly known. We were shown one of them working in B&Q? I don’t know what to make of these guys. I don’t know if they’re dancers, comedians or both. They did their routine with the usual Cheeky Girls interlude and got a great reception from the audience. Piers made a joke about it being great to finally see a talented duo on stage (a reference to the hosts). Amanda pointed out how they’re such a good laugh. I’m still not convinced.

Team Shaolin were a bit of a mess on the whole. Don’t get me wrong some of the stuff was quite impressive. Watching that kid back flip on his head never gets old. It even prompted Dec to knock on it for an uncomfortable length of time at the end of the interview. The routine just wasn’t cohesive it was like everyone was doing their own thing. Then the melon chopping part wasn’t required it just slowed things down and broke up the routine. I did like the Mortal Kombat style music though.

Mark James, the man who needs a new showbiz name, was back with his dual personality routine. The man from Barnoldswick sang an Elton John and Kiki Dee song and he wasn’t too bad. He really went the full hog this time with the outfits which were very convincing. Simon buzzed him out right away saying later that he just doesn’t get the act at all. Ant got a kiss at the end and Piers said that Mark James was a better singer as a woman than a man. Simon didn’t mince his words saying it was horrific. I liked how his chest was half shaved.

The Fusion were yet ANOTHER dance troupe and went for a Pirates of the Caribbean themed dance this time after the witches routine. We saw them training at the Rendezvous pub in Glasgow before the performance really kicked into gear. I was so so on these guys, I liked Twist and Pulse better. Simon said they were the best of the night though? I didn’t see it myself.

Janey Cutler was back to steal the show yet again. The pensioner from Craigneuk came on to the stage flanked by two handsome guys and off she went to thrill the crowd again with her powerful voice. She got a standing ovation from the crowd and the judges with Piers saying she was the best they had seen all week. Simon also loved her.

Britain’s Got Talent 2010 Semi Final 4 Results

Miley Cyrus was the guest star whoring it up in stockings and high heeled boots. She was singing a song called Tame me too. I presume she gets tamed when her dad grounds her? Maybe she’s older than I think. She pretended to kiss a female dancer at one point it just looked silly. Either kiss her or don’t, pretending just looks ridiculous. The song was awful. My favourite part was how she towered over little Ant and Dec with those heels on. How tall are Ant and Dec??

Public Vote Winners : Janey Cutler, who else?
2nd Place: Twist and Pulse -- Twist and Pulse beat out The Fusion. Piers and Amanda voted for Twist and Pulse with Simon going for The Fusion.

Britain’s Got Talent 2010 Semi Final 5 is on tomorrow!